Caffeine is the world’s most popular drug and it’s also one of the most misunderstood. But, you know what they say: keep your friends confused and your enemies even more so. So, why not use this opportunity to give your frenemies some great quotes about caffeine? That’s right, we’ve got your back!
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−In this article you will find a list of the best caffeine quotes that will help you put anyone who questions your addiction in their place. From Ernest Hemingway to Howard Schultz and many others in between, these famous people have helped us recognize that our favorite drug isn’t so bad after all.
“Caffeine. The gateway drug.”- Eddie Vedder
“If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.”- Dick Gregory
“I love Starbucks. Maybe that’s a bit sad. But I definitely need my caffeine. It’s what gets me out of bed in the morning.”- Nikki Sixx
“One of the things that’s interesting to me is I find things like caffeine and stunts actually relax me. When they’re putting a bit of gel on my arm and lighting me on fire, or when I’m about to go into a high-speed car chase or rev a motorcycle up pretty fast, I find everything else around me slows down.”- Nicolas Cage
“Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it’s Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you’re fine.”-Howard Schultz
“I feel like a caffeine addict.”- Mike Leach
“I’m totally off any caffeine now.”- Frankie Boyle
“Every good day starts off with a cappuccino, and there’s no place better to enjoy some frothy caffeine than at the Bulgari Hotel.”- Brad Goreski
“There are two things that I cannot live without: music and books. Caffeine isn’t dignified enough to qualify.”- Carlos Ruiz Zafon
“Qualities you need to get through medical school and residency: Discipline. Patience. Perseverance. A willingness to forgo sleep. A penchant for sadomasochism. Ability to weather crises of faith and self-confidence. Accept exhaustion as fact of life. Addiction to caffeine a definite plus. Unfailing optimism that the end is in sight.”- Khaled Hosseini
“Most people, including many Jews, think of Yom Kippur as a 25-hour caffeine headache capped off by a lox-and-bagels binge. It’s undeniably that. But it is also, at its deepest level, a dry run. It is the one day of the year when we Jews are asked to look our mortality in the face.”- Bari Weiss
“Some of the elements of sleep hygiene are basically the same as good health practices. Nicotine, caffeine, and alcohol all negatively impact sleep, the more so the closer they’re consumed to bedtime.”- Maria Konnikova
“I always ask for fresh coffee because instant doesn’t give you the caffeine buzz you need.”- Sean Lock
“I love cranberry juice, but I’m not a coffee drinker – as a Mormon, I avoid caffeine.”- Donny Osmond
“Couldn’t start the morning without caffeine.”- Ginnifer Goodwin
“We have too many poisons in our diets now, like sugar and caffeine.”- Jasmine Guinness
“The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.”- Chris Kyle, American Sniper
“Anger – a better alternative to caffeine.”- Ilona Andrews, Magic Rises
“Good. Coffee is good for you. It’s the caffeine in it. Caffeine, we are here. Caffeine puts a man on her horse and a woman in his grave.”- Ernest Hemingway
“Through drowsiness, your body is telling you that you need to rest. By drinking a caffeinated drink, you are telling it to go to hell.”- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“I’m surviving on caffeine and a cold heart”-Kay Whitley
“I just don’t understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.”- Mira Grant, Deadline
“I can’t remember the last time I’ve slept and while caffeine does sound like Heaven, I wonder if it’ll really be able to help me in this state. After all, caffeine does not cure existential exhaustion.”-Kayla Krantz, The Moon Warriors: A Novella
“You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.”- Andrew Shaffer
“Maybe those verses in Ezekiel about the dry bones coming back to life were actually a prophecy in reference to caffeine.”- Erynn Mangum
“In a caffeinated state of mind, I talk many languages. A few hours later, I say hello to a known stranger.”- Manu Dhawan
“He felt to be two tea bags away from making some progress on the entire situation, and that was a precise calculation. Any caffeine drinker excels in this area of mathematics.”- Mandy Ashcraft
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